ain’t nobody mess with Minnie’s man.
THE FUCKING POINT AND THE WAVE she’s like “bitch bye you can fucking step.”
"how do you feel about that relationship?" “i’m glad that viewers who felt like maybe they were faked out, they are getting their full resolution. was he telling the truth, was he lying? you have to wait one more episode. i’m sorry that it’s in october, but you get a full… you get a full explanation as to what that meant.” (x)
that Prince Hans
Princey just wishes he were as handsome as me.
If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later
same with Aladdin and jasmine!
And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.
Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married.
Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom
Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).
Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her.
I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.
When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.
Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.
I love this fandom